Question 1: Why do RUGBY players wear such short rugby shorts?
Answer: because they want to look hot for the girls
Question 2: Why do RUGBY players always sing?
Answer: because there are no better lyrics than rugby lyrics
Question 3: Why is RUGBY > all other sports?
Answer: because it's the only sport you get to wear short rugby shorts, sing rugby songs, tackle your opponent, and drink a beer with your competitor!