Missed a last minute penalty kick and let your teammates down? Shoot the boot. Had a clear path to the try line and knocked the ball on? Shoot the boot. Brain farted and sang "I used to work in Detroit?" Shoot the boot...and hope you don't get some super-fungus in your right cheek like last time. The truth is, if this is punishment then bring it on. If we were't held to a higher standard we'd all be playing table tennis. Take your penance. Shoot the boot. Put it on your head and try not to think about it.